“MY DAD” – STARMER’S SPEECH IN A NUTSHELL
STARMER’S first speech to conference, apart from apparently having been designed to send those listening to sleep, was peppered throughout with talk of “my dad” and occasionally his mum too, his speech writer obviously thinking it might relate to those of us who work for a living. I’m not even going to try to count how many times he mentioned his dad, but if you weren’t listening (and if you weren’t I envy you) it was a lot. But there was more. Honest guv. According to what has to be one of the most inept leaders Labour has ever had, the NHS is facing a big “moment’ and all schoolchildren should take part in competitive sports. I’m finding it difficult to contain my excitement. He is going to solve every problem, from police to education to the climate crisis. It will surely be the utopia we all expected after Brexit had been implemented. Though he didn’t really say just how these problems would be solved, but I guess that might be in danger of being an actual policy. You’ll be pleased...